I am making full use of my last semester (fingers crossed) as a student for a while - making some christmas presents. Like corkboards. And cookies. And cds por mi madre. And I came across an old friend = heart
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Word of the Day: Bumblebeetuna
I seem to have this recurring condition. It's like a hangover. But it's not. And it happens almost every day.
I think it's because coffee has replaced water in my diet. Pretty much because it's free at work, although so is water but it's free everywhere. Except the cinema. They charge you $3.50 and your first child.
Hypothesis: Increasing my daily water consumption will decrease or eliminate the what-the-fuck-happened-last-night feeling from my daily wake up routine (exception: Roadhouse nights, Rusty Cage nights, drinking undetermined litres of wine with Debbie nights, etc).
It's going to be hard; like I mentioned, coffee is free at work. Ya, "free" - my third favourite word [next to "button" (not "buddon") and "irregardless"].
Just kidding on that last one. It's not a word. Seriously, next time you say it, you should punch yourself in the mouth for lackadaisically following your peers. It's just simply not a word. You should just save yourself the one tenth of a second it takes to say the "ir" and use "regardless". Think about it.... "anyways"?? Ya, not a word either. It really makes no sense. Like, it's nonsense (see, that one works, it's a word). No one can go any ways. That is just a ridiculous concept. Use the forgotten sibling, "anyway". It's one less letter. It's like that one last drink everyone has to slam before leaving the club - no one needs it, but it's socially unacceptable not to do it because everyone else is. Take a stand my friends, drop the S and stop adding to the issues the english language already has.
And..... break.
I think it's because coffee has replaced water in my diet. Pretty much because it's free at work, although so is water but it's free everywhere. Except the cinema. They charge you $3.50 and your first child.
Hypothesis: Increasing my daily water consumption will decrease or eliminate the what-the-fuck-happened-last-night feeling from my daily wake up routine (exception: Roadhouse nights, Rusty Cage nights, drinking undetermined litres of wine with Debbie nights, etc).
It's going to be hard; like I mentioned, coffee is free at work. Ya, "free" - my third favourite word [next to "button" (not "buddon") and "irregardless"].
Just kidding on that last one. It's not a word. Seriously, next time you say it, you should punch yourself in the mouth for lackadaisically following your peers. It's just simply not a word. You should just save yourself the one tenth of a second it takes to say the "ir" and use "regardless". Think about it.... "anyways"?? Ya, not a word either. It really makes no sense. Like, it's nonsense (see, that one works, it's a word). No one can go any ways. That is just a ridiculous concept. Use the forgotten sibling, "anyway". It's one less letter. It's like that one last drink everyone has to slam before leaving the club - no one needs it, but it's socially unacceptable not to do it because everyone else is. Take a stand my friends, drop the S and stop adding to the issues the english language already has.
And..... break.
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