My Shadow Weighs a Ton

Coco Chanel

"How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.”

Oh Dear

Thought of the day (in light of my new hobby of learning about an animal every day):

Do mama deer hide out in the bushes with their newly acquired yung'uns, waiting for a vehicle to approach, so that they can jump out in front of the fast-approaching vehicle and lead their offspring across the road at near-lightening speed??

I think so.  How else do they master the darting-to-freak-the-bejeezus-out-of-me moves they are so well known for?  Clearly the lazy douche-bag moose who thinks he's the shit and mosies across the road at his own leisure.  Nor the illusive caribou because I am beginning to doubt it's existence, or at least I will until I see one in the wild for reals.